Funny Fantasy Baseball Names

Funny Fantasy Baseball Names of 2014

 

Here are our current top 100 funny team names – Sorted in alphabetical order by player’s first name

Team NamePlayer(s) Referenced
Eaton Disorder     Adam Eaton
A-Rod up the J. Jay     Alex Rodriguez / John Jay
Ethier said than Dunn     Andre Ethier / Adam Dunn
For Shizzo my Rizzo     Anthony Rizzo
Jackson Jacksoff     Austin Jackson
The Beachy Boys     Brandon Beachy
The Bryce is Right     Bryce Harper
World Series Ring around the Posey     Buster Posey
Call me Maybin     Cameron Maybin
Precious CarGo     Carlos Gonzalez
The Utley Ducklings     Chase Utley
Candy Crush Davis     Chris Davis
Stick it in her Buchholz     Clay Buchholz
Kershawshank Redemption     Clayton Kershaw
Reverse Cowgill     Collin Cowgill
Kimbrels ‘N Bits     Craig Kimbrel
The Price is Wright     David Price / David Wright
You don’t send me Fowlers anymore     Dexter Fowler
Downtown Domonic Brown     Domonic Brown
Fister? No, I only used the Stubbs!     Doug Fister / Drew Stubbs
Sippin’ on Gin Andrus     Elvis Andrus
Can Aybarrow some Cashner?     Erick Aybar/ Andrew Cashner
My wood is LONGoria     Evan Longoria
FreddiesUrNightmare     Freddie Freeman
Stanton Island     Giancarlo Stanton
Intentional Balfour     Grant Balfour
Wanted a Hanley and got a B.J.     Hanley Ramirez / B.J. Upton
Swing for the Pences     Hunter Pence
Kinsler’s List     Ian Kinsler
Honey Nut Ichiros     Ichiro Suzuki
The Ellsbury Dough Boy     Jacoby Ellsbury
Tacoby Bellsbury     Jacoby Ellsbury
It Byrnes when I Peavy     Jake Peavy
How did the Bay of Puigs go Lloyd?     Jason Bay / Yasiel Puig
Grilli Cheese     Jason Grilli
The J-Hey Kid     Jason Heyward
Get down with the Kipnis     Jason Kipnis
Motte-Lee Crew     Jason Motte / Cliff Lee
Motte to the Hart & Yu too Latos     Jason Motte / Corey Hart / Yu Darvish / Mat Latos
I dream of Jean     Jean Segura
Locke N Load     Jeff Locke
Better Safe than Soria     Joakim Soria
The Mauer the Merrier     Joe Mauer
Vottos Locos     Joey Votto
Keep Johans to yourself     Johan Santana
Reyes the Roof     Jose Reyes
Hamiltoes     Josh Hamilton
Teheran You Apart     Julio Teheran
Yall gonna make me lose my mind Upton here     Justin / B.J. Upton
The Grimm Reaper     Justin Grimm
Carry on my Heyward Son     Justin Heyward
Zack & Miri make a Morneau     Justin Morneau
Smoak on the water     Justin Smoak
Upton your Pujols     Justin Upton / Albert Pujols
There can only be one Verlander!     Justin Verlander
I’m Just Medlen     Kris Medlen
The Duda Abides     Lucas Duda
Madison’s Bumfisters     Madison Bumgarner / Doug Fister
The Buehrle Gates     Mark Buehrle
Buehrle Legal Babes     Mark Buehrle
Trumbo in the Jungle     Mark Trumbo
The Kempire Strikes Back     Matt Kemp
One time at band Kemp     Matt Kemp
Got Melk     Melky Cabrera
The Melky Way     Melky Cabrera
I can’t drink Melk, I’m Latos Intolerant     Melky Cabrera / Mat Latos
The Bourn Supremacy     Michael Bourn
A Streetcar named Cuddyer     Michael Cuddyer
Bad News Cabreras     Miguel Cabrera
Miggy Mouse Club     Miguel Cabrera
They lived Napoli Everth after     Mike Napoli / Everth Cabrera
Angels in the Troutfield     Mike Trout
Mike’s Trouser Trout     Mike Trout
Slumpdog Millionerrors     Movie Reference
Ass to McClouth     Nate McClouth
Cruz Control     Nelson Cruz
Cruz-Ian for a bruisin’     Nelson Cruz / Ian Kinsler
Men with wood     None
Goldschmidt Happens     Paul Goldschmidt
Goldschminger     Paul Goldschmidt
Sacrifice Blunts     Play on words
Fielder of Dreams     Prince Fielder
Dickey in a box     R.A. Dickey
Suck my Dickey     R.A. Dickey
I’m sexy Andino it     Robert Andino
Cano one Strop Me?     Robinson Cano / Pedro Strop
Brauntanamo Gray     Ryan Braun / Sonny Gray
Dempster Fire     Ryan Dempster
Rolen with Maholmies     Scott Rolen / Paul Maholm
Miller Time     Shelby Miller
Choo’s on first     Shin-Soo Choo
Choo much Haren my Pujols     Shin-Soo Choo / Dan Haren / Albert Pujols
Saving Terry Ryan     Terry Ryan (Twins GM)
The Lincecum Shots     Tim Lincecum
Tulo? Yu get the Pujols     Troy Tulowitzki / Yu Darvish / Albert Pujols
That’ll do Puig, That’ll do     Yasiel Puig
Puig of their own     Yasiel Puig
ManBearPuig     Yasiel Puig
Bay of Puigs     Yasiel Puig
If Yu have a Reddick I’d see a doctor     Yu Darvish / Josh Reddick

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